The Deadly Lip Gloss

A friend once told me she considered "fly by droppings" to be one of the most horrifying phenomenon.

Birds can hold their droppings. In fact most birds hold theirs overnight until the next morning, when they release a larger than-average dropping that may make the timing of this phenomenon worst. Years of po-patrol exercise for my pet bird Jasper taught me how to read his "aftermath" and understand bird behaviors. And yes, when I tell him to go.. he goes.

Unlike cats and dogs, who often send clear signals, birds drop subtler hints. I believe that birds are aware of their plans and are in fully control the timing. So, go ahead and blame it on luck but I don't rule out the possibility of the bird planned humiliation.

Continuing my thoughts and being amused by the bird shyt...

It was a beautiful morning, I marched out of the coffee shop with my soy vanilla latte and haphazardly walked into IT. IT hit my lip. Suddenly, I felt the tiny desperate movement of... a little victom. It was flapping, jumping, struggling, swimming, kicking, trying everything it could to get out of some inescapable unknown substance. What a timing? Who can afterall resist the delicious apple cinnamon lip gloss...?

IT was drowning...or maybe I should say it's more like "walk by killing", "hit and stucked", or "sucidal bomb"? I can't help but wondered about someone asking the "how did you die?" question.

Suddenly there was a connection, a familiar feel of guilt...

Have I done this before??

I held my lower lip open attempting to save this little nut head. What is it with this bug? Flying without looking? A young naive bug...? I got him off and he helplessly struggled with his last breath. What a way for you to murder someone huh? Would it be more heroic for him if I try to bite it dead? At least if there is a fight there is a story.

"It's all because the lip gloss...", I try convincing myself.
IT came too near, flying too fast, or just having too much fun....?
Just like the bird shyt... just bad timing... bad luck and so bad for health.
Can it controlled it so it wouldn't get "Xed".

IT is now the X... in IT's mind it's the deadly lip gloss... worth it? or was it just a silly little game that ended up closing it's chapter?

I mean who gets to control all that shyt?
Can we blame everything on bad luck?
Or was it my fault who wears the deadly lip gloss?